The Long Play — reviews
Full retail playthroughs scored out of 10. New review every Thursday, archive free forever.
Free · weekly
Cut-and-paste reviews, esports dispatches and hardware teardowns from a back room off Redchurch Street. We play everything so you don't waste £60 on regret.
As read across the UK scene
No review codes, no NDAs. We pay retail like you do, so nobody owns our opinion.
Minimum 20 hours logged, credits rolled where possible. We rate the whole game, not the tutorial.
Two writers, one editor, one loud debate in the Shoreditch office before a score is agreed.
Laid out by hand, scanned, and shipped. Corrections logged in the open when we get it wrong.
Full retail playthroughs scored out of 10. New review every Thursday, archive free forever.
Free · weekly
On-the-ground coverage of UK majors and local FGC nights, with bracket breakdowns and player interviews.
Free · event-led
Deep dives into pre-2005 classics, emulation guides, and CRT vs. modern display comparisons.
Free · fortnightly
Controllers, keyboards, handhelds and headsets stripped, benchmarked and rated for value in £.
Free · monthly
A physical 32-page issue, risograph-printed in East London, posted to members every quarter.
from £6 / issue
A weekly 45-minute recording from the Redchurch Street office. Unedited arguments, guest devs, no ads.
Free · weekly
"Bought a mechanical board off a Teardown recommendation, saved myself £70 versus the hyped one. First site that actually told me what felt bad, not just specs."
Marcus T. — Leeds · March 2024
Got a story from your local scene, a hardware lead, or a correction? The back room reads everything. We can't print it all, but a real human replies.